TheBORG.me » Adult http://theborg.me Resistance is futile. Mon, 12 Dec 2011 23:05:38 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 More Adult Gems From The App Store http://theborg.me/2009/12/02/more-adult-gems-from-the-app-store/ http://theborg.me/2009/12/02/more-adult-gems-from-the-app-store/#comments Wed, 02 Dec 2009 23:05:12 +0000 The_BORG http://theborg.me/?p=686 Here is another bunch of interesting looking adult apps for your iPhone I spotted today while going through AppShopper.com…

Are you ready for this?

MILFs – $0.99
“A large photo collection of the hottest moms out there.” They say there’s 12 pages of sexy MILFs. It’s made by the same developer as Boobs² that I mentioned last week, so you can send in your own MILF pics for the app.

Sex Magic – $0.99
“Learn a new skill or fun party trick that could help increase your sex appeal and let your partner know what you really want…” Ummmm, yeah.

Boobylicious – $0.99
From the developers that brought you Bootylicious, it’s Boobylicious! Pictures of women with nice breasts, covered up, of course. The dev asks if you’re a boob guy and says that this features “the most delicious boobs on the planet.” Amazingly the app already as 32 5-star ratings. I smell something dirty here. Maybe it’s coming from Bootylicious’ rear end?

Want a real review & rating, then send me a promo code. Fuck if I’m going to actually pay a buck for any of these porn apps I mention. I get free porn from the web.

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Sex Shake – $0.99
Don’t know which sexual position to use, there’s an app for that! Looks like UrbanSpoon, but for sexual positions.

Boobs² – $0.99
See pictures of women with big boobs because there’s an app for that too. You can even email pictures to the developer to be included in future updates.

Adult: Boobs and Butts -$0.99
An iPhone app with pictures of women with nice boobs and butts.

Want a real review on one of these apps, flip me a promo code.

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