By now, you should have heard or seen Rebecca Black’s “Friday” viral video. I just have a few issues with the song & video:

1) What 13 year old has friends that drive? REALLY?
2) I wouldn’t get in the car with any of those KIDS. Are they even driving LEGALLY?
3) What 13 year old girls dress up like “party girls” to go out at night?
4) Do these kids’ parents know & allow all of this? These parents should be humiliated in public for this.
5) 13 year olds do not party on the weekend. I’m sorry. They’re not allowed out of the house to go to a party.
6) “We so excited”? Nice grammar! Stay home & study! Learn English!
7) Kids: Grow up first and then starting singing about partying. You’ll be doing plenty of it in college and you’ll learn what “partying” entails. Maybe some binge drinking and blacking out? Stomach pump and alcohol poisoning? Unsafe sex & teenage pregnancy? Always fun. Kids, you will learn the hard way.

I might be able to come up with some more… But for now, this will do.

UPDATE: A friend just posted this for me. A good DEATH METAL cover of “Friday”.